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AST�RIX and OB�LIX
GEGEN C�SAR

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Caesar! Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!

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Soldiers, the soothsayers
have pronounced themselves.

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For the next moon,
We will invade the Great Britain.

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Caesar! Caesar!

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Soldiers, the entire world is looking at you.

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For the glory of Rome.

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Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!

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All Around The Country.

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To the smaller town,
pay the Caesar's tax.

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Caesar! Caesar! Caesar!

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You promised To talk with him.
Talking of what?

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You Know It very well. Of that Gallic town
that keeps on offering resistance.

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To Caesar that Gallic town
he cares a pepper.

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- You Have something else that to do.
- we'll see. I will talk with him.

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If you do it, I tell him that you resell part...

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Of the foodstuff of the army
to make a palace in Rome for you.


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- It is lie.
- I have proofs.

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Ah, good.
What do you say?

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You Are worse than me, Detritus.

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How flattering.

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Do You Find Funny my discourse, Detritus?

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No, no, Cesar.
Of course not, he is than...

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The fact is that Trolebus remembered
Belgians one of my histories.

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Which One?

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Come closer.

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Go.

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Look at me.

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To the eyes.

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You hide something from me.

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Hiding something, me?

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Caesar! I swear it to you for Trolebus's head.

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And good you know how much
I appreciate his friendship.

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Yes, that they throw Trolebus into 
the lions if I tell lies. That!

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soldiers!

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Why did we not manage to defeat those Gauls?

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What does that town have of special?

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I Understand that its very normal little town.

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That it is similar to any
another Gallic town.

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Guard, open the door,
its my cousin with the ox.

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Open ! Hello cousin. 
How is it going?

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Approach! Come closer! come and look. Look!
Yes, look!

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Look, come closer.
Fresh, very cheap fish.

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Come here, fresh fish.
Come, fresh fish.

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- Yes, a moment.
- It is fresh, come closer, yes.

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Come, come closer that is fresh.
It is fresh. It is rich and cheap.

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What do you want? I already seen it. 
Look at... You Are Fantastic, hey!

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I Must Tell To myself
That my husband has gotten fat lately.

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I took it into account.
I reinforced everything.

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Then, prove it.
Yes.

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Come, we go.
Yes!

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Up!

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How's it going?
Go Vercing�torix!

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I would liked to be an artist.

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Shut up, bard!

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Its not fresh, you keep it.

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What? My fish is not fresh?

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Try smell it.
Look that how good the smell.

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- Your fish is not fresh.
- That is not fresh?

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Smell my fish.
My fish is fresh.

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Maybe u can't smell that well?
Doesnt smell of the sea?

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No its not fresh.
Yes it is fresh.

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No its not fresh.
Yes it is fresh.

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No, it is not fresh.
Yes, yes it is fresh.

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No it is not fresh!
Yes it is fresh!

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No it is not fresh! No it is not fresh! 
Yes it is fresh! Yes it is fresh!

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No, it is not fresh.

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- Edadepi�drix.
- Ah, a fight. I go wanna go there.

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Edadepi�drix your no longer young.
Your 80 years old, My love.

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Leave me in alone of your the desires.

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Fresh or no, I don't want anymore.

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A stork.

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Have taken me for a butterfly, Ordenalfab�tix?

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Forgive, Panor�mix.
I was distracted.

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- The fish eye's!
- Is it fresh?

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I said That; it is not fresh.

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A great danger threatens the village.

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Its written in the eye. Look!

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It Is a sign, a bad spirit wants to harm to us.

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It is nearby.
I feel their presence.

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That the gods come to help us.

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Open the doors.

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Talk Caius Bonus,
tell it to me everything.

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They Have a weapon secret, Governor.
A magical potion.

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A magical potion?
Good, do take me a fool or what?

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I wouldnt dare, Governor.

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A druid manufactures it and they
become invincible when drinking it.

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lnvencibles?

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yes, it is a secret
give by their ancestors.

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For Jupiter.

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If somebody discover that secret
would be the master of the world.

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For That Reason I did not tell it to nobody.

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Imagine you conquer the other towns...

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You Have Done Good.
I love to be master of the world!

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How long does the effect of
that magical potion last?

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About 10 minutes.

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Then they have to ask the druid for more potion.

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Now you. Cut off the supplies
of the magic potion.

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Gather the necessary soldiers.

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I thought of it,
but there is a problem.

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- A problem?
- Yes, enormous.

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A colossal Gaul that doesn't
need to drink the potion again.

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He fell in the pot full of 
the magic potion when still a baby.

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Neutralize him.
Set him a trap.

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Hypothen�s will build it to you.
He is my engineer.

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No will be easy. He never separates
from his friend that is very clever.

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No worries, Hypothen�s is true child genius.

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Do You Hear? It is going to rain.
The sky is as good as covered.

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If you continue that way,
you will touch the sky with the menhir's tip.

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Do you believe?

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Yes, and if you tear it it could
fall down to us on

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Don't say that, be quiet!
Its the only thing that makes me panic.

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And you will fall with a loud sound.
shut up !

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I am kidding.
I do not find it funny.

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You walk normal, that your jokes.

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Never it is a common knowledge.
I prefer not to take the risk.

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Let's go.let's go.let's go.

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Here Asterix and Obelix rest.
Need to write yes,yes?

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The lions adore
to the intellectuals.

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Yes, they are more gentle
than the centurions.

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- If the Romans saw you.
- The Romans, the Romans.

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Not one to be seen in these past 15 days.
Not an ambush, or anything.

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They no longer want to play, you hit them too hard,
and you you humiliate them.

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Do I humiliate them?
Yes,a little.

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They destroy Carthage, the entire world,
the fact that you fear them conquer.

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And a fat uncle gives them beatings.

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A fat uncle?
Yes.

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What fat uncle?
Who do you speak of?

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No, I meant a magnificent athlete named Ob�lix.

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Ah, good.

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Arrive already.

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- Rest stop? No.
- No, is an Ob�lix grave tablet.

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Are we dead?
No, not yet.

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But I don't like this.

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Now... we drop it
on the head.

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Already! Flat
as cockroaches.

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Six months... i waited this!
6 times humiliations and beatings!

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The idea of the rock
was it quite original, no?

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Architect, I triplicate your salary.

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It good that i was fat,yeah?

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And you, unyielding Gallic,
I will sell your entrails.

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Oh, no. It can't be.
Its not possible!

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For Pluto, its a nightmare.
Its a nightmare!

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Now!

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You also help.
and what do you believe that I do?

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I filled it with magical potion before leaving. 
How lucky!

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Give me a bit.

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No, you already fell in
the pot as a baby.

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Enough.

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It is necessary to do something.
Soldiers, get on the rock, to the rock.

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Caius Bonus. Oh Caius Bonus. My friend!

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What happen? Caius Bonus, do you no longer
want to play with your friends?

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How idiotic!
You would get bored without us.

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You have a very beautiful voice.

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and you also sings well.

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Iam not to blame,
Iam just following orders.

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We do have good time together, no?

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Yes. We did give a good beatings.

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Yes, yes, but you hits me and my men too strong.

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It can be controlled.
Do you promise it, Ob�lix?

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Can't promises anything,
but I will try.

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Then Caius Bonus,
think of it as a warning to your soldiers.

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And next week we mount ourselves a good one.

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The idea Caius Bonus gives is not very valiant,
but yes imaginative?

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They tried to crush a rock on on top of our
head.

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See, they push the enormous rock down.


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We seriously believe it fell fom the sky.

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Hey, Ob�lix?

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Have you eaten more than enough?

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More than enough?
Its only my third boar.

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Pardon,you only eaten up 3.
For sure you eat up 3 more, no?

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No, only two.
At night I have my dinner fast.

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Look at you, don't you think
that you are quite fat?

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A little full. Still the same.

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Who is she?
What do you mean who is she?

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Don't you recognize her? It is Falbal�.

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Falbal�! The small Falbal�?
The small...?

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Yes.
Looks different.

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Yes, It was 8 years ago when
she went to study in Lutecia.

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Yes that has changed.
Yes, she has grown a little bit.

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And it has gain some kilos,
and well distributed.

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Ob�lix!

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She recognized you.
Yes, Oh, Falbal�!

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My dear Ob�lix!
So happy see you again.

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Because, you have changed so much.
I didn't recognized you.

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On the other hand you look same,
with some more kilos.

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No, no, no.
Only just a bit full.

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A little bit? Right, that is.
A little bit full.

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Falbal�!
A little bit full!

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Ah, what wonderful smell!
I will eat up your boar.

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Eat up it, I am not deaf.
What do you what you like?

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Do you reject a boar?
Are you sick? How are you?

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Very well. Why? She does look that more
beautiful at night, aint she?

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Do you not smell the perfume in the she gives?

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Full moon!
Never have ive seen it.

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You know that coquetuela it is
the one that puts you in this state?

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Coquetuela? Of whom do you talk?
Of Falbala, evidently.

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Take care of what you say.
No one talks about Falbal� this way.

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Well, unhand me,
by Tutatis you want to choke me.

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Well, apology, apology.

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Falbal� is not a coquetuela.
Falbal� is... it is Falbal�!

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For Falbal�?

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Will you take it with a chain around the neck?

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- A menhir to give commitment.
- What?

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- Will you request her hand in marriage?
- For sure.

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Are you crazy.
Falbal� is not the girl for you.

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Why?

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Doesn't make good couple,
that is to say, I'm refering physically.

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You don't understand what women want.

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They don't care about the physique.
What counts is the love.

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We'll See. Look at who you come.
Falbala.

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- Is it his brother the thin guy?
- Her brother?

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Yes, Her brother.
Looks, he kisses her.

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Not like a brother kisses
to their sister, Ob�lix.

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Then it might her cousin.

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Oh, please!
Don't you see that its her boyfriend...

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Better you propose another day.

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Its her boyfriend?
Yes, her boyfriend.

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Thin guy.
Yes... Very thin.

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Lets go eat.

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Open for the great treasurer Melosinus.

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Come to collect the tax.
It will spend here the night.

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Open up.

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You can go already.

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Come back tomorrow morning.

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You, we don't pay overtimes.

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I like to finish what I begin.
I sleep better this way.

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Close the doors.

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I want it.

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Imbecile. There's lot more in the chest.

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But the chest is not ours.

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Tomorrow it will be.

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For Tutatis, the gods are in a bad mood tonight.

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Me too.

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So eat correctly
or i will do for you.

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No. That no!

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- Have you loss your appetite?
- I'm on diet.

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Diet? You?
Yes.

239
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,200
You are right.
I am a little bit full.

240
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,360
Who is ? Who are you ?

241
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:10,520
Fortune teller Pr�lix,
with my assistants Al�mbix and Anor�six.

242
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,480
Enter.

243
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,400
Boss, a fortune-teller and their assistants
request hospitality for today.

244
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,120
A fortune-teller?
Arrives in a good time. Let him enter.

245
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,320
Another swindler that wants
to eat and to sleep free.

246
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,520
Dont be so suspicious!

247
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,760
I have some questions
for the fortune-teller.

248
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,200
Welcome to our village.

249
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,200
We knew that we would be
very received.

250
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,280
Where do you read the future, fortune-teller?

251
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,760
In a good hot soup
and in lukewarm beer.

252
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:48,800
How original.

253
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,800
Arrive in good moment.
Karabella.

254
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,840
What, what, what, what?
Did you see something?

255
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,760
I see a treasure.
A treasure?

256
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:09,760
Treasure!

257
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,680
An enormous treasure will arrive
to your village.

258
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,840
Karabella, it serves why our friend is here.

259
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,440
There are Roman around the treasure.
Many Romans.

260
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,440
Are the Romans for me, yes?

261
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,360
Seize the treasure.
It is a good idea.

262
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,000
And later? continue!

263
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,120
We party in Lutecia.

264
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,120
I know a stupendous restaurant.

265
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,120
I can't see anything.

266
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,760
In here somebody emits
a negative waves.

267
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,120
My decoder one doesn't work.
There is no image.

268
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,960
Ast�rix, go away.
Me? Why?

269
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,760
Its an order.

270
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,360
Already return. I have it.
Yes? What do you see? What do you see?

271
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,760
With this treasure
you will lift an army.

272
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,760
And you will expel the
the Romans from Gaul.

273
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,760
You heard that Karabella?

274
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,760
You have married the new Vercing�torix.

275
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:09,040
Well, and like you are the cause,
go look the fire for the wood.

276
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,760
I have a friend very in love with a young boy...

277
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,760
You want to know if
she will marry him.

278
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,680
How did you guessed it?

279
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,760
I am a fortune-teller.
Yes, it is certain.

280
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,440
Ast�rix!

281
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,520
Ast�rix... You know what
did the fortune-teller tell me?

282
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,600
- That you will marry Falbal�.
- Yes, are you also a fortune-teller too?

283
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,400
- No, They are swindlers.
- No he's not a swindler.

284
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,160
He has seen that Falbal� loves me.

285
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,840
I tell you that Falbal�
will marry Tragic�mix.

286
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,000
Falbal� loves me.
What already happens does not count.

287
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,560
I would have said it.
Love is delicate.

288
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,480
Do you understand?
It is like a flower.

289
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,320
Time are necessary so that
she will able to blossom.

290
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:58,160
Oh, yes!

291
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:02,000
Undoubtedly don't understand anything.
You never understood anything. Anything!

292
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,480
You drive me crazy.
You drive me crazy.

293
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,560
You drive me crazy, Obelix!

294
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,000
The Romans. The marines.
The Romans. The Romans.

295
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:44,240
The Romans. The rom... The Romans?
The Romans are there!

296
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,560
Romans!

297
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,760
Druid!prepare the magic potion.

298
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,840
The Romans have arrived.
The Romans.

299
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,000
Dej�dmelos, they are not more than 20.
You are selfish.

300
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,240
I have left 3 drops,
it will be enough.

301
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,920
For pity, for pity,
Don't you enter that village.

302
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,000
For last time, this is madness.

303
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,160
You are indeed crazy, centurion.

304
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,280
Do know with whom you speak?
I am the treasurer of the counties.

305
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,280
Collector of the tax for Caesar.

306
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,560
These Gauls drink a magic potion
that makes them invincible.

307
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,920
They will tear you into pieces!

308
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,160
You are being delirious.
Separate from my road.

309
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,400
Welcome, Roman.
thanks, Gaul.

310
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,320
Ive come to get paid
for the tax to give Caesar.

311
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,840
No worries, the money
it will be used well.

312
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,560
It will use to build roads.

313
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,480
Maintainance for the army that will
protect you from your enemies.

314
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,400
and to cover the deficit.

315
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:12,400
Well, very well. That is...
That is the minimum thing.

316
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:17,840
You honor us a lot that for
accepting our modest contribution.

317
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:22,160
Ast�rix, Ob�lix, give him the tax for Caesar.

318
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,400
What is that?

319
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,000
What the Roman soldiers abandon in the
battlefield,

320
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,240
Every time that we face them.

321
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,240
That don't bothers to run.

322
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:42,160
In a blacksmith, the price for metal,
you can get a good bargain.

323
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,160
It would also be an interest
to an antique dealer.

324
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,000
With this helmet a oil lamp can be made.

325
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,160
And this armor can be use
as mold to make cookies.

326
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:58,080
Raze the village!

327
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:05,360
My treasure! My treasure!
Oh, my treasure!

328
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,000
Never spoke this way to me.
Not even when we were engaged.

329
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,400
To my arms, fortune-teller.
By Tutatis.

330
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:14,400
Never been heard such an
extraordinary fortune-teller as you.

331
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,480
And now, do tell me, what will it happen?
Say it! Say it!

332
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,760
Iam not fortune-teller,
but I will tell it to you.

333
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,840
If we don't return this
treasure at once to Caesar.

334
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,840
We will be presented with all their legions.

335
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,760
That it is presented,
That it is presented!

336
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,560
With their money,
I will create an army.

337
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,480
I plan to wait him here...
And I will conquer him.

338
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,720
Told it to you. This gold will
bring bad luck for our village.

339
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,480
Then, we will vote.

340
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,480
Those that you want the treasure, to the right.

341
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,080
Those that want to return it, to the left.

342
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:58,080
I want the money, but not to lose a friend.
I abstain.

343
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,760
Result gives the voting:
We keep the treasure!

344
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,920
Yes! Well! Well!

345
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:13,960
Did you call me, Caesar?

346
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,000
They have stolen the money from the taxes.

347
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,000
What? How dare you? Miserable!

348
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,160
No... Its not Malosinus.

349
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,240
He fell in an ambush that
the Gauls set him.

350
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,840
And yet you still live?

351
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,600
Did u not defended the money
of the Caesar give until the end?

352
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,560
Unfortunate!

353
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,160
Those Gauls live in the town
that resists to my legions.

354
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,560
For months.
Do you already know it?

355
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,560
Do you already know it?
Iam speaking to you, Detritus.

356
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,920
To me Detritus,
Whom the Caesar speaks.

357
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:50,480
Good, it is a town. Let us say a village better,
and even this way...

358
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,040
Why you have not told me anything?

359
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,400
Don't want to bother the great Caesar
for a small matter.

360
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,560
A small matter.

361
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:05,800
A small matter!

362
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,640
They rebel against the Caesar.

363
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,080
They resist to the Roman legions.

364
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,320
Not happy with not paying
the tribute that they owe me to.

365
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,480
They steal the money of my taxes from me.

366
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,480
And doesn't that have importance?

367
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,280
You are right, Caesar.
It is extremely serious.

368
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,280
I will order them to toss to Malosinus to the lions.
What do you say?

369
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,560
That you prepare my escort.
I leave immediately for Petib�num.

370
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,240
And with Malosinus, what do we do?

371
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,240
If you don't solve this before the next moon.

372
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,480
It will be you to who we toss to the lions.

373
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,760
The Caesar arrives.
The Caesar arrives.

374
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,640
Clear. Get ready.
Everything tidy up. Hurry!

375
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,000
How many are they?
Some 50, approximately.

376
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,160
- And us?
- Close to 500, noble Caesar.

377
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,080
Five hundred?
Yes.

378
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,320
Do tell me centurion,
are you making fun of me by any chance?

379
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,400
And casually do you not make fun of me?

380
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,760
Me? I will explain to it now because I can do it...

381
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,240
No is explanations.
Attack the village, immediately!

382
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:54,160
Ob�lix, you will be my
personal guard commander.

383
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,640
To your orders, Abrarac�rcix.

384
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,480
And I name Asurancet�rix

385
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,560
- Yes?
- Minister of Culture.

386
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,920
Remain silent you, be quiet!

387
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,560
And me, what will I be, hey?

388
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,560
You will be Minister
of the Former Combatants.

389
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,760
Of the Former Combatants?
Why does the Former one give?

390
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,920
I want to be the combatants.

391
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:16,760
High!

392
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,760
Its for the Gauls.
They will recognize me this way.

393
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,560
Form the turtle!

394
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:39,400
Ministry of Supplies it will be
held by Ordenalfab�tix.

395
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,160
Of supplies?
But if their fish is not fresh.

396
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,920
Boss. Boss!
What?

397
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,400
Anything for Ast�rix?

398
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,760
I have forgotten of him.

399
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,240
He will have the Ministry
of the National Depression,

400
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:58,080
of the Systematic Denigraci�n
and of the Environmental Pessimism.

401
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,640
I think that will be enough.

402
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,560
Ast�rix, what are you doing?

403
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,560
Returning that is of Caesar.

404
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,280
He drank the magic potion.

405
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,280
Ob�lix, brings back the treasure.
Bring back the treasure!

406
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,760
- Yes.
- Bring back the treasure! Ob�lix.

407
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,480
But, what are they doing?

408
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,120
Are you crazy?

409
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:19,840
They make fun of me.

410
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,080
Ast�rix, return it. Boss!

411
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,080
Help, Help Ob�lix. Help him!

412
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:27,920
Attack!

413
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,080
Turtles, ahead.
Going!

414
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,720
Gauls, to me, Gaul!
The Romans attack.

415
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,760
Drink all the magic potion.

416
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,000
For Tutatis!

417
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,160
Attacks! Attacks!

418
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,400
Turtles! Attack!

419
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,440
This way! This way!

420
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,840
No sleeping.

421
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,000
Return to combat!
Close the doors!

422
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,760
There, there.
No, no. There it is Caius Bonus.

423
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,160
Attack, Attack!
If not, to the lions.

424
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,480
- Somebody inside?
- Answer when ask.

425
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,480
How educated.

426
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:01,480
Those Gauls are some true savages.

427
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,480
Some savages.

428
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,320
But, they make sense
of the rhythm they give, hey?

429
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,800
Leave me one, leave me one.

430
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,400
Edadepi�drix, it is harmful for your heart.

431
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,560
My treasure, I beg it to you.
Listen, no!

432
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:20,840
Leave alone me.

433
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,400
Come, grandfather, have a good time.

434
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,160
He will harm you.
It is all mine.

435
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,240
- Still agile.
- Yes.

436
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,760
My peque��n!

437
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,760
You have broken to my peque��n.

438
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:57,480
No effect from the potion?
I forgot to take it.

439
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,080
Memory goes.

440
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,240
- The Romans.
- Wait, waits. Look, Bonus!

441
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,400
Surrender, Gaul!
And I will spare your life.

442
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:17,360
Yes.

443
00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:28,600
- For me. Here, here, here!
- Yes, for you.

444
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:37,400
Look, Ast�rix, there is some very new,
very handsome.

445
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,760
- How handsome they are those Romans.
- No, no, no!

446
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,160
Get the Romans!

447
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,840
That face looks familiar to me.
Me too.

448
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,160
Don't know.

449
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,920
Hey, the one that with
the laurel crown above the head.

450
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,080
Me?
Yes. look to the side.

451
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,240
How dare the barbarian speak to me.

452
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,000
- Terrible.
- But if he is Julio.

453
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,240
For Tutatis, you are right.
He is Julius Caesar.

454
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,760
Old Julio.

455
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,400
Do tell me, and your army?
We will have a good time a while.

456
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,560
Don't mock or he will send all his army to us.

457
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,000
Dont ask him anything.

458
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:22,160
Leave. Hey, Julio, waits...
We want to laugh a bit more.

459
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,320
But... Oh, Julio.
You have offended him, Ob�lix.

460
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,760
Release me!
I have a new song.

461
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,080
Pr�lix, when will the gaul is free.

462
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,920
I will name you prefect
General of Counties.

463
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,920
You knew him.
Ah, yes. How silly am I.

464
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:53,560
So,let's drink in honor of the
greatest of the fortune tellers.

465
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,000
For our friend Pr�lix.

466
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,800
Don't put that face.

467
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,400
No, I refuse to drink
for that viper.

468
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,760
Now, I guess,
you speak to us now of my destiny.

469
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:14,240
I see you encircled by Roman.
I see you triumphant. I see you in Rome.

470
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:19,240
Rome! And what am i to do in Rome?
Speak, speak, quickly!

471
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,240
You are what you believe, hey?

472
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,480
There are interferences.
Again the negative waves.

473
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,640
Well, expert.
The negative waves will walk away.

474
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,560
No, no. wait.
I want to speak with both.

475
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,800
You should reconcile.
This is an order.

476
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,240
- Iam not asking anything else.
- Have you heard what I said?

477
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,560
I am not deaf.

478
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,080
- To finish this, you should kiss yourselves.
- Oh, no.

479
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:45,560
You should do it.

480
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,320
Among us, four.

481
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,560
- How it itches!
- How beautiful, yes; very beautiful.

482
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,240
In our tadition, when two men reconcile.

483
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,000
They should share tortilla for friendship.

484
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,760
What beautiful tradition.
Karabella, bring me eggs.

485
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,000
Something against the mushrooms Ast�rix?

486
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,840
If they are not poisonous, no.

487
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,000
Not to worry.
I will eat as many as you.

488
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:11,240
After eating up
the tortilla of friendship.

489
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,760
I will speak to you of your future.

490
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,720
Please, please.

491
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,560
Delicious.

492
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,480
I love it.

493
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:39,760
Ob�lix, please imitate Caesar
above their horse again.

494
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,920
If I do it it will be already
done it more than 20 times.

495
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,480
Please!

496
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,760
Caesar, Caesar, Caesar, Caesar!

497
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,240
Can't eat it no more.
No, you must finish it.

498
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,080
Its tradition. Here we go, here we go.

499
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:01,480
Finish already...
Now, we are already really friends.

500
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,000
Are you well?
I feel hot.

501
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,640
The heat of friendship.

502
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,840
Look at me, Ast�rix, and listen to me.

503
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,400
- Do you hear me, Ast�rix?
- I hear you.

504
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,560
Julio Caesar is my worst enemy.
Repeat!

505
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,760
Julio Caesar is my worst enemy.

506
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,360
I will put an end to him.

507
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,000
I will put an end to him.

508
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,280
Ob�lix, make it for me, please.

509
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:35,640
You have already heard it.

510
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,080
Julio was there, looking fantastic.
Sitting down in their white horse.

511
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,480
Being encircled by their escort. He looks at me.
I look him; that is to say, we look cross-eyed.

512
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:00,160
And I say, by Tutatis.
I have seen that face somewhere.

513
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,520
Took out a coin, and I look at it.

514
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,240
He was looking at the other side,
and the coin was looking at the reverse side.

515
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:12,560
Can you see it?
Caesar has come to challenge you here.

516
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,120
Among your villagers.
This is intolerable!

517
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,000
You cannot tolerate this!

518
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,760
should put an end to him.

519
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,840
should put an end to him!

520
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,720
In my Opinion, they did not say
that i've had repressed my blows.

521
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:31,760
- Get down of the horse, Caesar.
- Come look at a Gaul.

522
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,760
You will pay for the damage
that you've done to Gaul, you miserable.

523
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,640
How dare the barbarian speak to me.

524
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,760
Wait, I will help you down.

525
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,280
- What happen to him?
- Who knows?.

526
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,400
What is happening to him?
He's acting strange.

527
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,160
Ah, Caesar!

528
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,400
It bounce?

529
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,840
Iam not Caesar! Don't you recognize me?
I am Ob�lix, your friend.

530
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,840
- I will destroy, Caesar.
- But... Ast�rix, Ast�rix.

531
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:18,920
Don't harm him.

532
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,320
Drinking magic potion has made him
possesed and become crazy.

533
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,480
Impossible, the potion should
not be used to fight among Gaul.

534
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,240
Impossible.

535
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,480
The druid will make the antidote,
I will look for him.

536
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,560
Trying to escape, Caesar.
You are a coward.

537
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,560
Come fight me.
Thats enough.

538
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,240
Druid, make an antidote.
Ast�rix has become crazy.

539
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,840
Indeed.

540
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,760
This is your end, Caesar.

541
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,760
Look out!

542
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,480
Vercing�torix!

543
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,240
Return to the reality.
I have retaliated!

544
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,920
Come, Its me, Ob�lix. Now return.
The Great Caesar has surrendered!

545
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,560
Esautom�tix looks for
to Asurancet�rix.

546
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,400
Treat the bad influence with
another bad influence.

547
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:41,760
We need you.

548
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,600
What?
Yes.

549
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,000
Come,plays your song.
It will cure him.

550
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,920
- And you what you want, eunuch?
- To sing for you.

551
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,760
Poor Ast�rix.

552
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,240
The remedy is violent,
but it can work.

553
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,760
No, Asurancet�rix, for.
Abracac�rcix, make him remain silent.

554
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,960
Ob�lix, what has happen? But,
why have they gotten me tied up?

555
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,880
You are cured. You recognized me.

556
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,480
You have frightened us.
You confused me with Caesar.

557
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,480
With Caesar?
Yes. Don't you remember?

558
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:22,080
No. No, no, no, wait.

559
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,760
I remember eating the tortilla
mushroom that Pr�lix gives.

560
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,400
They were hallucinogenic mushrooms.
Pr�lix has drugged you.

561
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,640
- Where has it happened, where?
- Has it disappeared?

562
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,840
That viper for sure
have stolen the treasure.

563
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,160
The treasure!

564
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,840
He has taken it!
He has taken it!

565
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,080
Get rid of the good.
Now we will be calm.

566
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,760
Good-bye treasure!
Good-bye Caesar!

567
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,960
I will find the solution to reduce those Gauls.
Not to worry.

568
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,080
Come, I will listen to you.
I am thinking.

569
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,040
How slow.
Wait, waits.

570
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,240
Its coming.
Its coming.

571
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,640
I will help you think.

572
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,560
My Mamma, a real lion.

573
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,840
Hurry up or your you will be
their next banquet.

574
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:08,080
Already have it, Caesar, I already have it.
It is necessary to neutralize the druid.

575
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,760
This way they won't be able to to prepare
the magic potion that makes them invincible.

576
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,760
And how will we plan this?

577
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,760
In 2 days there's a meeting
of the druids in the region.

578
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,560
In their sacred forest.
This is an ideal occasion to act.

579
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:25,200
We promised to the druids
that a Roman will never disturb.

580
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,920
In their sacred forest.

581
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,560
The promises that Caesar give
only for those believe them.

582
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,000
I leave a full pot in case
something happen in my absence.

583
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,240
It will be enough.

584
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,640
I don't like that you leave, Panor�mix.

585
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:45,480
With Ast�rix and Ob�lix to give escort,
there won't be any risk.

586
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:46,840
Foward, Ob�lix.

587
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,560
- Falbal�! I'm going!
- Ob�lix!

588
00:44:58,480 --> 00:44:59,480
Come, ldeafix.

589
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,240
Lets go, my little bug.

590
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,400
Here the sacred forest begins.

591
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:35,520
Onlt the druids can pass into here.
Wait here.

592
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:45,840
Ideafix, warn me if there are any problems.
Now go.

593
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:15,640
I declare the opening the 2 thousand yers
old ceremony by presenting th Golden Sickle.

594
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:20,560
As annually, this sickle will be
granted to the best druid among us.

595
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,760
I call to the druid Plant�fix.

596
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:43,080
My potion gives to that
drinks it a superhuman force.

597
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:48,560
And during near 10 minutes
it is practically invincible.

598
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,000
You will see, I will choose one at random.

599
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,560
See... Yourself... Yes, you.

600
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,480
Yes, you. Come here.

601
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,640
Come. We go.

602
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,000
Drink. Slowly.

603
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,960
If that is certain,
thanks to your magic potion

604
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:28,000
We could expel the Romans out of Gaul.

605
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,760
Cannot, because Mathus�lix,
my old teacher.

606
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,160
He trusted me the secret of the potion
with the condition of that.

607
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,840
Its is use only to defend,
and not to attack.

608
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,000
You will already understand why.
Do you see that rock?

609
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:52,160
Will you lift it and sustain above your head.

610
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,760
I believe that you all will agree.

611
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,560
This year Panor�mix
will take the Golden sickle.

612
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:17,240
Now, imagine that this man is a vile,
ambitious being.

613
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,840
And without scruples,
or worse still that is a Roman.

614
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,160
Ohh yes, I am a Roman.

615
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,760
Guards!

616
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:39,560
Want some?

617
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,400
You were happier when
you didn't go on diet.

618
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,320
Although if you lose weight,
Falbal� won't marry you.

619
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,080
Falbal� doesn't love you.
She loves Tragic�mix.

620
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,240
You say it because you are jealous.
You are crazy.

621
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,080
One day you will find somebody.

622
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,160
And then you will understand what is to love,
and to be loved.

623
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,080
Now eat a bit.

624
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,080
Dont die of hunger because of her.

625
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,400
Good, only a bite.

626
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,440
What it happen ldeafix? Panor�mix.
Did something happen to Panor�mix?

627
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,240
Its forbidden, but it is necessary to go.
Give me.

628
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,080
Now it is not the moment.
We go now, hurry up.

629
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,480
Where are you?

630
00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:38,560
Which is he?

631
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:46,560
sacrilege!

632
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,440
This forest is sacred.
You do not have a right to be here.

633
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,160
Makes no difference.
Where is Panor�mix?

634
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,480
You defied that's prohibited.
Shame on you.

635
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,000
Tell us where is Panor�mix
or we leave you hanging.

636
00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:58,720
Until you fall down
as an acorn.

637
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:02,760
the Romans took him.
They have betrayed us.

638
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:06,000
Ast�rix looks, I think ldeafix has something.

639
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:07,400
Give it to me, dog.

640
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,160
Its a piece of Panor�mix tunic.
Go look for, looks for it, dog.

641
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,080
- Walk.
- Ideafix will find the trail.

642
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:18,320
For Tutatis, let us down.

643
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,400
or I will curse you until
the tenth generation.

644
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,000
Its not our druid.
Don't talk nonsense.

645
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,080
Good, Good, Ill do it.
Well, here we go.

646
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,560
You should say thank you.

647
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:54,560
The Romans, the Romans.
Roman everywhere.

648
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:59,000
Romans, thousands of Roman.
The Romans, the Romans!

649
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,440
There are still a pot
full of magic potion.

650
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,920
But later, what do we make?
I warn you, I warn you.

651
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,960
The army of the Caesar.
We are served.

652
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,240
Where do think you are going?
To liberate Panor�mix.

653
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:36,480
Let me think.

654
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:48,560
Hey, you.

655
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:52,480
Come here.

656
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,560
Return it. Return it.

657
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:01,480
Give me the sandwich. Give me the sandwich.
Give it to me!

658
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,240
You that have a superior intelligence.

659
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,560
Do you know why you are here.

660
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,000
You want the formula
for the magic potion.

661
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,640
To make what?

662
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:15,400
I can read it in your face
the ambition and the wickedness.

663
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,560
You want to dethrone Caesar
and to reign in Rome.

664
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,800
Iam an open book for you.

665
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:25,560
Then you should understand that
you should give me that formula.

666
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,320
I rather die.

667
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:34,760
Rather die here? Never! You will not
take your secret to the grave

668
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,240
No, druid, you won't die.

669
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:40,160
But, on the other hand,
if you don't give me

670
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:45,160
The formula of your magic potion,
you will regret to have been born.

671
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,240
This machine was built

672
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:51,560
For inflictingunbearable sufferings.

673
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,160
Its my idea.

674
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,920
Good, I will let you to try it.
I will return in some minutes.

675
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,160
Think again before
giving me an answer.

676
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,240
You Wait, wait, wait.
Take.

677
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:09,840
Ok already. Here we go.

678
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,080
Repeat for last time.
Who are you?

679
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:17,440
Iam Obelus, legionary of
the 2nd Cohort, third Man�pulo.

680
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,560
And me?
Ast�rix, my best friend.

681
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:21,920
Do you make it on purpose?
Im sorry. No, no.

682
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:24,080
You are Ast�rix,
The infamous Gaul spy.

683
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,920
Is that everything?
No, no.

684
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,560
I made you prisoner when you entered in the camp...

685
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,240
To liberate to the druid.

686
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,840
And to whom do you want to surrender?

687
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,480
I don't know.
I usually gives menhirs, not friends.

688
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:39,240
- To Caesar, stupid... Well, Now agree.
- To stupid Caesar.

689
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:41,160
Is he Julio Cesar's relative?
What?

690
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,400
Stupid Cesar, is he Julio Cesar's relative?

691
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,400
What stupid Caesar?
You give me to Julio Caesar.

692
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,080
You are stupid.
I think they called me Obelus.

693
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,160
You drive me crazy!
We start from scratch.

694
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,320
- You are Obelus, do you agree?
- Agree.

695
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:55,840
Give me to Julio Caesar,
do you agree?

696
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:56,560
Agree.

697
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,400
And when Obelus says,
for Tutatis you are Ob�lix.

698
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,480
You become Ob�lix;
and not before.

699
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,240
When Obelus says, for Tutatis you are Ob�lix,
I become.

700
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,320
to Ob�lix and not before.
It is clear. I have understood it.

701
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:09,320
Finally.

702
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,560
Abduct Caesar and we change it for Panor�mix.
That simple.

703
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:13,840
Hey where are you going?

704
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,000
I should mistreat you so that
you look like an authentic prisoner.

705
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:21,160
- Say, doesn't Falbal� love me?
- What? To what does this come?

706
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,000
Anything.

707
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,240
you are a Gaul spy, and you are mine.

708
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,160
Do You Believe That she loves me?
A great deal, a great deal; You love you very much.

709
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:35,080
Falbala adores you, adores you.
You are the man of her life.

710
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,000
Man of her life? How well.

711
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:53,000
What do you want, legionary?
To see the Caesar and to give him this.

712
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:56,240
To give that to the Caesar? Funny.
Go somewhere else.

713
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,560
To me the guard! To me the guard! To me the guard!

714
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,320
Take me before Caesar.
I should give him this.

715
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:13,400
What is it?

716
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,080
A Gaul spy.
He tried to enter in the camp.

717
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,520
He claims to be the so-called druid's assistant.

718
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,240
Are you Panoramix's assistant, the druid?

719
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:23,160
Yes.

720
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,280
That he has important secrets
to reveal to the Caesar.

721
00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:29,200
Yes, yes.

722
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,240
Old druida, you will not last
then you will speak.

723
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,760
Do what you want.
Do your worse...

724
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,400
Move from here.

725
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:53,000
Ah, yes?

726
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,080
Over there.

727
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,760
Hello. You are the assistant to Panor�mix?

728
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:07,920
Yes.

729
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:11,400
- Brave legionary. Your name?
- Obelus. Legionary Obelus.

730
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,560
Very well Obelus,
I will triplicate your salary.

731
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,080
I have a hole here.

732
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,120
Well, take him to the kitchen
and serve him what he requests.

733
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,640
Obelus... By Tutatis!

734
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:36,600
Obelus, Obelus... By Tutatis!

735
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,560
Druid, druid,
do you know this man?

736
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,000
Never saw him.

737
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,480
Useless to lie, Panor�mix.
He knows that I am your assistant.

738
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:51,760
I help you to prepare the magic potion.

739
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,560
To the machine.
Put him in the machine.

740
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,080
And now?

741
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:16,400
Obelus, by Tutatis, become Ob�lix.

742
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,000
Obelus, by Tutatis...
You harm me.

743
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,240
The boar chops are small.

744
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:44,760
Those are lamb.Boar is for savages.
Do you want some chickens?

745
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,400
- Yes... About 20. I on a diet.
- How many?

746
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,400
Somebody screams, no?
Its only the beginning.

747
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,760
Come here, ldeafix, comes.
Your chop. Come.

748
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,760
Not the feet, Not the feet!

749
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,320
You are hurting me.

750
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,480
We are to the limit.
If you insist you can die, I prevent that.

751
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,280
A Gaul can die,
but never surrender.

752
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,920
Do you agree?
Yes. In principle definitely.

753
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:20,960
But in practice it is necessary to
be a little more flexible.

754
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,040
You have wanted it.

755
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,000
Yes, my dog. Yes, my bug.

756
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,920
see to look for the fat.
See to look for the fat.

757
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:37,000
Put the dog in place of the Gaul.

758
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,480
- No, you cannot do that!
- You Will not dare?

759
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:40,840
Iam mad.

760
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:50,240
Stop! You have won.
I will manufacture you the magic potion.

761
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,240
They will raze the town, Panor�mix.

762
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,560
Insurance. This disgusting one
just wants the magic potion...

763
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:58,120
To eliminate Caesar and replace him.

764
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,080
You understand everything, druid.

765
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:06,240
I don't care of your town.
It is Rome what I want!

766
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:11,160
Me, Detritus,
I want to reign in Rome!

767
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:11,880
Ideafix.

768
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,000
A white dog with black stains?

769
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:17,480
No.
No!

770
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,080
ldeafix!

771
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,760
You want to reign.
Ah, no!

772
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:26,640
Olibrius!

773
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,160
Arrest the traitor
Detritus immediately.

774
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,760
Bring him in 5 minutes.
No, I don't want see him again.

775
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,920
Put him in a prison
before tossing it to the lions.

776
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,320
No one supports traitors in our family.

777
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,840
Bruto can tell it to you.
Hey, Bruto?

778
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,920
Certainly. You are right, dad.

779
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:02,160
Leave step.

780
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:06,400
Detritus, by the order of the Caesar
you are arrested.

781
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,080
What? To me, my guard.

782
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,760
Take it.
but, but, what?

783
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,240
but... My guard! But...

784
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:15,360
ldeafix!

785
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,480
How Lucky.
Where is my prisoner?

786
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,560
Not at this moment.
Its known already. Its over.

787
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:28,160
Iam not talking to you, understood?
Hey, where is my prisoner?

788
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,320
Do you not see that myself
am I a prisoner?

789
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,560
Arrest this man.
he's an accomplice.

790
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,560
Ah, yes?

791
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,320
Soldier, you are the man that I need.

792
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,240
You are now my personal guard.

793
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,400
But where is my prisoner?

794
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,320
Not to worry about him.
He's very well.Now listens.

795
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:58,160
If you help me to capture Caesar.
I will name you my great centurion.

796
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,000
- To capture Caesar?
- Yes.

797
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:03,760
Thats a good idea.

798
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,080
Guards!

799
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:14,840
Caesar...

800
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:19,560
On behalf of the Roman town, you are arrested.

801
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,800
To prison, and watch over him night and day.

802
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:27,600
Tiquetdeb�s, join the army.
I will make a declaration.

803
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:33,000
Soldiers, our boss,
the very dear Julio Caesar.

804
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:36,160
Have just gotten gravely sick.

805
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:40,480
He have asked me to take over,
while we hope that he recover.

806
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,480
- Until he is well and takes back the control.
- Well!

807
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,240
Views the circumstances,
I'll double your salary.

808
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,760
Well!

809
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,560
And I also announce you the appointment...

810
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:57,400
Of the legionary Obelus,
to centurion level.

811
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,920
He will be in charge of my personal security.

812
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:13,240
In short, to attract the benevolence of the gods.

813
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:16,160
So that they try to hurry
the cure of Caesar.

814
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,000
There will be some games
organized this same afternoon.

815
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:22,160
And all are invited.

816
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,760
Can i see my prisoner?

817
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:28,480
You will see it during the games, agree?

818
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,200
Very well. Yes!

819
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:35,960
Nobody can pass through here.
Nobody must happen.

820
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:37,320
You stay here.
Me here.

821
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:44,000
Nothing will happen.

822
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:52,760
do have what you need?

823
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:54,640
No.

824
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,560
What do you want now?
My assistant.

825
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:01,560
Imagined that. Here he is.

826
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:05,560
I have taken some cautions. 
You understand me, druid.

827
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:09,240
Your assistant cannot drink
the magic potion before me.

828
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:53,480
Already?

829
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:57,760
Only have to pronounce
the magic formula.

830
01:03:58,280 --> 01:03:59,960
Go, what are you waiting for?

831
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:02,240
My assistant should repeat it after me.

832
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:04,560
Well. Remove him the gag.

833
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,400
My assistant is a bit far.

834
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:33,560
What does he says?

835
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,560
For Tutatis, Ast�rix,
you should drink the potion.

836
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:42,400
For Tutatis, if we failed we will drink broth.

837
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:44,400
Yes, you should do it now!

838
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:47,560
No!
Burn horrors!

839
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:56,840
Brave, Panor�mix.

840
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,640
You have played and you have lost.

841
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:11,760
My vengeance will be terrible.

842
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,240
Good, let us prove this potion.

843
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,200
If unfortunately it is
a vulgar soup of vegetables,

844
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:20,560
It you who will be digusted.
I warn you.

845
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,760
A very touching moment.

846
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:04,640
It worked!

847
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,560
In prison.
There won't be a lot of time, believe me.

848
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,560
But,what does Ob�lix do?

849
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:31,200
When I am an Emperor.
I will make you into a general.

850
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:33,080
And Caesar?

851
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,240
Caesar? Who is that?

852
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:18,400
Falbal�!

853
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,800
- Gaul, do you like animals?
- Yes. Why?

854
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,560
You will be well served.

855
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,400
Centurions! Legionaries!

856
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:41,160
The bets will close to
the entrance of each prisoner.

857
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:44,080
- Do your bet.
- Bets? What do you bet?

858
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:47,600
A prisoner leaves for the door at the bottom,
then vs what he gives?

859
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,760
It must cross the water pool and get to this sand.

860
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,480
If he arrives until here,
I spare his life.

861
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:54,760
Do you follow me?
Yes.

862
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:58,160
I bet the animal will eat him.
It is my idea.

863
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:03,560
And if here gets here?
That, that never happens.

864
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,920
But if you bet your pay of centurion,
thousand against one.

865
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:08,560
Accept the bet.
Agree.

866
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,560
Your pay? Thousand against one?

867
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:16,000
oh! You are cold blood.
I like it. Shake!

868
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:18,400
Accept the bet.

869
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,920
And my prisoner?
You said that i would see him in the games.

870
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:24,640
In fact, there he is.

871
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:40,000
Legionaries, the first prisoner is the Gaul Ast�rix.

872
01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:58,000
Obelus! Obelus!

873
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,480
Become Ob�lix!

874
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,560
Obelus!

875
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,840
Obelus! What is this?

876
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,920
I don't like this.
Need to get out.

877
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:53,840
Brave! Well done!

878
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:09,400
But, why are they here?
Ah, no, no, no.

879
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,480
I prefer to leave.

880
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,760
Do you worry about your bet, hey?

881
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:41,560
Behind, behind.

882
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:46,920
That gaul is clever, hey?
A little yes.

883
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:53,240
Ob�lix change!
Ob�lix! Doesnt he understands anything.

884
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:56,080
Ob�lix!

885
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,160
Go sleep in your cage,
go to the cage.

886
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:08,480
Now big lizards, no!

887
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:12,080
Go sleep.

888
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,000
For Tutatis!

889
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:53,480
Oh, no!

890
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:07,840
Obelus, by Tutatis, change...

891
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:12,720
Never saw anybody survive to that point.

892
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:19,400
You have lost, Obelus.
A thousand times your pay, do you remember?

893
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:08,840
What that Gaul
did is extraordinary.

894
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:20,240
Obelus! Obelus!
For... Silence!

895
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,760
Obelus, by Tuta...!
Oh, but... For Your...! Oh!

896
01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:58,480
Eat thid, you enormous beast.

897
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:28,160
Obelus! Obelus!
Obelus, by Tuta...!

898
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:35,560
You said that if he arrived here
you spare his life.

899
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:39,080
Yes, that Caesar; but I am entitled to a joker.

900
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:43,000
- And is your joker an animal?
- Worst, It is a man!

901
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,840
Obelus... by Tutatis!

902
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:54,480
Listen,isn't it curious.
It seems that he is speaking to you.

903
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:58,400
What does he say? Cannot hear anything.
I will read the lips, hey.

904
01:14:58,600 --> 01:15:02,480
Do you know how to make it?
Yes, I have the skill of a spy.

905
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:13,560
Said exactly:

906
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:17,080
Obelus, by Tutatis, become Ob�lix.
It is urgent.

907
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:21,000
Are you sure?... Ah, good!
I tell you that yes.

908
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:26,400
You separate your hands.

909
01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:37,280
What kept you?
I made request for your help one hour ago.

910
01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:40,000
With the noise i didn't hear anything.
It is necessary to free Panor�mix.

911
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:41,400
Where is he?
Below.

912
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:42,840
Go to them.

913
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:46,480
For Tutatis, you have been in charge.
Yes.

914
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:48,760
You alone.
Guards, go go.

915
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:04,000
Brave, Ob�lix!

916
01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:10,000
Go, we go, we go.
Quickly, come we go.

917
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:15,440
No, no; I don't like the spiders.
Im not gonna cross.

918
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:17,560
I have an idea.

919
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:31,560
I will blow them.

920
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:34,400
Ob�lix, Panor�mix!

921
01:16:40,120 --> 01:16:41,400
Wait, Ob�lix, I'll teach you.

922
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:51,920
Come here!
Lets go!

923
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,400
Watchout for the cats.

924
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,000
Horn, Roman. Here.

925
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,760
Which way? Somewhere around, yes, yes.
We are here, Panor�mix.

926
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:21,000
Ideafix, my dog!

927
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:23,560
My bug!

928
01:17:28,120 --> 01:17:28,760
Ob�lix.

929
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:35,000
The enemies of our enemies are our friends.

930
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:39,000
Lets take advantage.
Lets leave. Off we go.

931
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:40,080
Come,come.

932
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:47,400
Alert, alerts.
The Romans attack.

933
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:49,760
Punch them well or they will come more.

934
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,480
Go we go, we already arrive.
We go.

935
01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:03,560
Ob�lix? But if it is Ob�lix!

936
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:05,400
Undoubtedly its me.
Don't you recognize me?

937
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,920
Why the hell you disguised as a Roman?

938
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:09,080
Enough already.

939
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:15,560
who is that?

940
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:18,560
A prisoner of the Romans that we liberated.

941
01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:21,480
Yes.
Esautom�tix removes his mask.

942
01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:26,480
Not this way, be careful.

943
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,240
What are you waiting for?

944
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:35,840
Go, remove his mask, by Tutatis.
It is an order.

945
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:37,080
As u like.

946
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:47,560
Its Julio, Julio, Julio Caesar!

947
01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:51,400
We have captured Julio Caesar.
I have captured Julio Caesar.

948
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,560
How?... Ah!
We have captured Julio Caesar.

949
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:58,000
The situation is more serious
give what you think.

950
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:03,560
Ob�lix, Ast�rix, Abrarac�rcix, and you,
Julio Caesar, I wanna speak to you.

951
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:06,560
Before that i want to change myself,
I am tired of being a Roman.

952
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:12,120
The troops of Detritus,
they will attack us any moment now.

953
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:14,560
And they are more a thousand times
larger that us.

954
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:17,000
Only a thousand times?
We have the magic potion.

955
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:19,320
We only have left little in the pot.

956
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:21,560
- Now they also have it.
- What?

957
01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:24,800
Detritus forced me
to prepare them magic potion.

958
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:26,480
But he only have a small pot.

959
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:29,560
With their numeric superiority,
if they used the potion.

960
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:32,600
Would be enough to decant
the scale to their favor.

961
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:35,160
And then, our town.

962
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:38,080
Would be erased from the map forever.

963
01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:43,000
And will be Caesar murdered by Detritus.
What do you say, Caesar?

964
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:45,320
What you say is correct, druid.

965
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,480
But, I have a proposition to make to you.

966
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:51,000
If you help me to recover my power,

967
01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:53,320
You will be exempt from giving taxes.

968
01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:58,000
And you will be able to continue
living outside of the Roman law.

969
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,400
What do you say, boss?
Its very interesting.

970
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:03,920
But maybe better if Petib�num
becomes foreign trade zone.

971
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:07,000
with the possibility give
not to supervise our companies.

972
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,480
Believe that you exaggerate, Gaul.

973
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:10,160
This is the time to make business?

974
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:14,680
Does some possibility give to conquer?
Yes. A minimal possibility.

975
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,760
Ah! Which? Talk druida.

976
01:20:16,960 --> 01:20:18,920
I can make my potion
more potent

977
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,560
If I can add unicorn's milk of 2 heads.

978
01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:24,560
Of 2 heads?
That animal was long gone before i was born.

979
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:27,200
Mathusalix still has a little flask.

980
01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:31,160
Mathus�lix? And where is he?
We have not seen to the crazy old one for years.

981
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:32,240
True.

982
01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:35,760
How can you call my great-grandfather crazy
if he's one that taught me everything?

983
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:39,040
The Romans attack, boss.
Boss, the Romans attack.

984
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:40,160
From where? from where?

985
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:42,040
From the behind door.

986
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:46,240
Its a trick.
In fact they will attack from front.

987
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:50,320
How do you know that?
I invented that strategy.

988
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:05,400
Attacks!

989
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:14,840
It is necessary to find Mathusalix.
Follow me.

990
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:17,400
Come!
Yes, I go.

991
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:21,560
Mathus�lix, where are you?
We need you.

992
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:23,800
Deaf already.
How old will he be?

993
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,760
About 200. He like to hide, he loves it.

994
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,320
Continue being a joker.

995
01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:32,560
Mathus�lix!

996
01:21:35,440 --> 01:21:36,800
what is this?

997
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,400
Its the end of his beard.
Lets follow it.

998
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:44,520
Did you discover it alone?
Yes.

999
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:46,440
Lets go.

1000
01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:02,760
Give me, give me, give me.
With softness, gently.

1001
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:05,040
With softness, Ob�lix.
Yes, gently, yes.

1002
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:06,400
Caught ya.

1003
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:11,400
Is it him?

1004
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:16,400
Mathus�lix, it excuses for the nuisance
but this is a serious matter.

1005
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,600
I need milk of unicorn with 2 heads.

1006
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,880
The survival of the town depends on it.

1007
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:24,520
I have waited this moment
for a lot of time.

1008
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:30,000
I will not give it to you
so easily.

1009
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:30,800
What?

1010
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:34,000
I will give it to you
if you can answer my 2 questions.

1011
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:36,600
Are u joking?
The Romans are attacking us!

1012
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:39,640
Don't treats him with rudeness.
He is stubborn as a mule.

1013
01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:42,760
And I notice it of you too:
You cannot make a mistake.

1014
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:46,200
Good. First question.

1015
01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:50,960
A beggar had a brother,
this brother is dead.

1016
01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:55,240
But while he was alive the beggar
didn't have any brother. Why?

1017
01:22:57,080 --> 01:22:57,880
Why?

1018
01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:17,600
Seven! Six!
Attention is only 5 drops left water.

1019
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:22,760
Five! Four! Three!

1020
01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:26,360
If you don't find the answer
you can go and ask her to the Romans.

1021
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:29,960
Two!
The beggar is a woman.

1022
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:31,960
Valid answer.

1023
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:36,560
All to the barricades!

1024
01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:59,000
Drink, drink the potion.
I will look for more.

1025
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:08,440
Attacks!
Boss, boss.

1026
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:09,440
What it happens?

1027
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:12,360
We are in disadvantage with the Gauls.
Give us magic potion.

1028
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:16,120
lmposible! It is reserved for my personal use.

1029
01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:17,560
The troops are tired.

1030
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:20,040
The Gauls also and soon
they ran out of potion.

1031
01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:22,320
Go, I saw you enough.

1032
01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:25,000
And now, the second enigma.

1033
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:30,160
I do not have a brother neither sister,
but that man's son.

1034
01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:33,360
He is my father's son.
Who is ?

1035
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:37,280
Twenty drops! Twenty drops!

1036
01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:40,440
Slowly.
I should keep for Ast�rix.

1037
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:44,120
But, what the hell do they do?
What the hell do they do?

1038
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:02,960
I Am going to charge myself!
I am going to charge myself!

1039
01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:04,960
Foward!
Foward!

1040
01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:12,800
Five!

1041
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:14,800
Believe, I believe that I already know it.

1042
01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:15,800
Four!

1043
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:17,800
Say it once and for all.
I am not sure.

1044
01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:18,840
Its the same, right now.

1045
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:22,440
And u have another correct answer?
Doesn't matter, I tell you. Say it!

1046
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:25,280
One!
Its, he is my father.

1047
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:29,600
- I already forgot the question.
- Do you make fun of us?

1048
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:32,760
No, but at my age I have error of memory.
Its normal, right?

1049
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,560
Clear.
I strangle to this unfortunate one.

1050
01:25:36,520 --> 01:25:39,040
Ask, I do not have brother
neither sister but the son of.

1051
01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,480
That man is my father's son. 
Who is ?

1052
01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:43,880
The answer is:
My father.

1053
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:46,480
Valid answer.

1054
01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:48,320
Reason?
Explaination.

1055
01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:49,600
If he says it.

1056
01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:51,680
As it was the first thing that happened to me.

1057
01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:54,800
Because it is the correct answer.
but I said it without stopping to think.

1058
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,800
The first thing that I thought.
Shut up once and for all.

1059
01:25:56,960 --> 01:26:00,600
We need the vial!
Oh, great druid!

1060
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:11,840
The vial!

1061
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:14,760
The vial!

1062
01:26:18,160 --> 01:26:20,320
Brave, ldeafix!
Well done, my dog.

1063
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:23,200
Brave, dog, brave!
My dog! My dog!

1064
01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:33,240
Stop, unfortunate.
For Tutatis.

1065
01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:35,320
There are still left!

1066
01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:46,760
- Already. Drink, quick.
- Ob�lix also?

1067
01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:50,440
Yes, yes. This milk changes
the nature of the magic potion.

1068
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:52,520
The effect may vary.
You will already see.

1069
01:26:54,240 --> 01:26:57,560
Very good, very good.
Their aftertaste is very pleasant.

1070
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:06,400
Truth what am I able to do?
I already told it to you. Quickly.

1071
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:12,400
What will i notice?
Wait a bit, and you will see.

1072
01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:05,520
Peque�ines, come, come.

1073
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:12,280
Foward!

1074
01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:17,040
Attacks. Let us go!

1075
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:20,960
Attacks!

1076
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:31,280
Return to battle!

1077
01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:37,880
Other more.

1078
01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:46,280
There go.

1079
01:28:54,240 --> 01:28:58,440
Cowardly panda! Cochineals! Miserable!

1080
01:29:07,320 --> 01:29:09,800
At one o'clock. At two o'clock.

1081
01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:16,880
Now you will see, silly poor persons.
Ja! Must i do everything.

1082
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:24,000
Coarse.

1083
01:29:33,480 --> 01:29:35,600
- You Did It very well.
- The same to you

1084
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:45,760
Caesar!

1085
01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:49,040
Ave, Caesar.
Ave Caesar!

1086
01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:50,800
Legionaries.

1087
01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:54,240
The Gauls from this village
they are from now on is our friends.

1088
01:29:55,240 --> 01:29:56,160
And our allies.

1089
01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:59,040
They pulled me from the treacherous
claws of Detritus's.

1090
01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:02,880
Without them, i would be dead.

1091
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:09,760
Your time has come, Detritus.
Pity, noble Caesar, pity.

1092
01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:13,440
I don't knows what it happened me.
I wasn't myself.

1093
01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:15,840
I lost my head.
you do not know it well.

1094
01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:21,120
A moment, a moment,
a moment, please.

1095
01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:25,600
Don't do it, Caesar. Good,
I have played, and I have lost.

1096
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:28,200
Now punish me,
nothing more to be spoken.

1097
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:30,280
You are worthless.
Thank you.

1098
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:32,800
Exactly, do you reflect, hey?

1099
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:35,960
Always! Always!
There has to be somebody worthless.

1100
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:37,400
Near the power, no?

1101
01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:39,120
That's not true at all.
Silence, Gauls.

1102
01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:41,680
- Shut Up you.
- That avoids getting dirty hands.

1103
01:30:42,280 --> 01:30:44,520
I know how to make of everything, Caesar.
Of everything.

1104
01:30:44,720 --> 01:30:48,000
Spying, denouncing, betraying my friends.

1105
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:51,600
All are it that more I like it.
And the false testimonies, also.

1106
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:53,000
Everything!
You disgust me.

1107
01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:55,920
You know me very well.
I disgust him, you already heard it.

1108
01:30:56,840 --> 01:30:59,440
Then Caesar,
I won't disappoint you.

1109
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:01,640
Danger, Caesar...

1110
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:06,560
Danger from those traitors that are around to you.

1111
01:31:06,760 --> 01:31:08,760
And that you believe to be faithful and devote.

1112
01:31:09,320 --> 01:31:12,280
Who do you speak?
I talk of...

1113
01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:15,880
Can't tell it to you in public.

1114
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:17,960
Its unpleasant, Caesar.

1115
01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:19,240
Caesar.

1116
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:24,000
If you are interested, I'll prepare you
a list and then can we comment on it.

1117
01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:26,800
Take it.
Thanks.

1118
01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:29,440
Come, I will make you a list
that you will be surprised.

1119
01:31:29,960 --> 01:31:33,000
Many awaits the moment
to give you a stab.

1120
01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:36,600
In the back.
They are friends, neighbors, even relatives.

1121
01:31:36,840 --> 01:31:39,440
Do you understand?
Relatives. Come, Caesar!

1122
01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:54,480
Falbal�.

1123
01:31:56,240 --> 01:31:58,880
You are the tenth Ob�lix
that I kiss tonight.

1124
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:02,400
Yes, but I am the true Ob�lix.
True!

1125
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:04,960
The other ones were not more
than imitations.

1126
01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:11,000
Falbal�, I have to speak to you.
I have to tell you something.

1127
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:12,520
Shoot, I listening.

1128
01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:17,520
- Will you marry me?
- Hey? Do you speak seriously?

1129
01:32:18,480 --> 01:32:19,520
Yes. Why?

1130
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:25,120
Ob�lix, I love you a lot,
as to a great brother.

1131
01:32:25,640 --> 01:32:28,280
Like to a friend,
My great teddy Ob�lix.

1132
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:34,560
But I love Tragic�mix.
We'll marry next month.

1133
01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:38,800
Ah, yes? But if me...
Pr�lix told me that you...

1134
01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:40,960
Pr�lix is only a cheater.

1135
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:47,240
Don't be sad. I can't see you sad, Ob�lix.

1136
01:32:49,920 --> 01:32:50,800
Falbal�.

1137
01:32:51,720 --> 01:32:56,160
I should leave. Are you mad?
You will always be my friend?

1138
01:32:56,640 --> 01:32:59,760
My great teddy Ob�lix.
Do you promise it to me?

1139
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:03,520
Do promise it to me?

1140
01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:06,840
That you promise it to me.
Yes.

1141
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:28,600
Panor�mix, can you give me more
magic potion, please?

1142
01:33:29,080 --> 01:33:31,960
Are you joking?
There more than enough Ob�lix outside?

1143
01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:33,160
Its not for me.

1144
01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:44,920
Falbal�, I can speak with you 2 seconds more?

1145
01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:47,360
What do you want from her?
No worries.

1146
01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:50,760
I'll return it to you at once.
We go, they come with me. They come.

1147
01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:04,240
Falbal�, drink this.
What is it?

1148
01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:07,120
It will not harm you.
I also drank.

1149
01:34:07,720 --> 01:34:10,080
Come on drinks, please.
Give me that pleasure.

1150
01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:11,320
Is it ok?

1151
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:17,520
Not bad.

1152
01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:21,000
But...
What?

1153
01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:34,640
Good, now you can go
to look for your Tragic�mix.

1154
01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:36,560
Do you want to stay with me?

1155
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:40,480
Believe that I have more than enough.
I leave you.

1156
01:34:42,240 --> 01:34:43,120
Falbal�.

1157
01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:51,600
To your health, Romans.
To your health, Asterix.

1158
01:35:01,920 --> 01:35:02,800
Have you seen?

1159
01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:20,400
Solo, Already tired of looking repeated.

1160
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:21,480
Me also.

1161
01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:24,640
Imagine all the boars
to feed them to all.

1162
01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:37,000
Ob�lix, Ob�lix, Ob�lix!

1163
01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:39,440
Ob�lix has disappeared.

1164
01:35:40,480 --> 01:35:42,360
will say the double he/she gives Ob�lix.

1165
01:35:42,560 --> 01:35:45,080
No, no, all. I looked for him
everywhere and nowhere to be found.

1166
01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:47,520
You Have Killed my friend.
Calm down.

1167
01:35:47,720 --> 01:35:51,000
The true Ob�lix will be somewhere as you are here.

1168
01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:53,840
- A the best thing also disappears.
- No.

1169
01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:56,960
How do you know it?
Had you already used the milk unicorn?

1170
01:35:57,600 --> 01:36:01,040
Me no, but Mathus�lix always used it.

1171
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:03,560
And if there has been danger,
he would have warned me.

1172
01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:06,560
Warned!
That yokel is a perverse one.

1173
01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:10,560
I will not allows you to speak
like that of my great-grandfather.

1174
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:14,400
- He has taught me everything...
- Whats wrong with you?

1175
01:36:14,720 --> 01:36:18,520
I feel strange.
I sit down as if, i was empty.

1176
01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:20,960
I will also become in soap bubbles.

1177
01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:28,440
Right now, I have itches in the
legs and in the ankles.

1178
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:32,200
If the one that tickles me is ideafix.

1179
01:36:32,640 --> 01:36:35,600
But what do you want, my dog?
What going on? Where do you take me?

1180
01:36:36,480 --> 01:36:39,040
In my place to himself would you take
the opportunity of the situation.

1181
01:36:39,240 --> 01:36:41,280
You no?
No, me no. No.

1182
01:36:43,160 --> 01:36:46,960
Not that i dont want...
I just want you to kiss me without desire.

1183
01:36:49,600 --> 01:36:51,040
In the mouth?

1184
01:37:01,040 --> 01:37:01,880
Falbal�!

1185
01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:05,600
Ob�lix, Ob�lix.
Falbal�.

1186
01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:08,440
Are you the true one.
Falbala.

1187
01:37:09,320 --> 01:37:11,000
Of Course it's me, why?

1188
01:37:11,240 --> 01:37:13,200
Because the other ones, Ob�lix.
They all have disappeared.

1189
01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:16,040
And the other ones, Asterix, also.
Yes, like Falbala.

1190
01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:19,440
Yes, as Falbal�.
That is to have bad luck.

1191
01:37:19,640 --> 01:37:22,440
On everything for...
Yes, for Falbal�.

1192
01:37:22,600 --> 01:37:25,440
Go. They say that the wrong
gives loves it doesn't last a lifetime.

1193
01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:28,800
With the time leave good memories.
And you have me.

1194
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:31,240
Yes, less than bad I have you.
Less bad.

1195
01:37:31,440 --> 01:37:32,240
Less bad.

1196
01:37:45,320 --> 01:37:47,000
Already go. Wait for me!

1197
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:49,160
My Caius Bonus.
No, no, no, finished.

1198
01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:52,280
Its the last time,
only a last time.

1199
01:37:52,480 --> 01:37:55,920
Greet the Egyptian!
you have gone away to Caius Bonus.

1200
01:37:56,160 --> 01:37:59,440
Everyone has left without
fighting for the last time.

1201
01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:10,560
Ob�lix comes, don't put that face.
It is the victory, we have won.

1202
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:14,320
Yes, but I have lost everything.

1203
01:38:14,640 --> 01:38:15,480
My friends!

1204
01:38:15,720 --> 01:38:18,600
This afternoon we celebrate two important events.

1205
01:38:18,840 --> 01:38:20,960
Our victory on the Romans.

1206
01:38:21,120 --> 01:38:22,080
Well! Well done!

1207
01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:25,600
And Obelix's anniversary.
Good! You fell down within the magical potion.

1208
01:38:26,640 --> 01:38:29,520
When you are a baby.

1209
01:38:29,840 --> 01:38:30,800
Ob�lix!

1210
01:38:30,960 --> 01:38:33,920
In the friendship, the banquets,
the Romans, the cakes.

1211
01:38:34,160 --> 01:38:35,080
Ob�lix!

1212
01:38:35,320 --> 01:38:38,280
Famous you are for making menhirs.

1213
01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:39,440
Ob�lix!

1214
01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:42,960
Will never become bigger
if the love blushes.

1215
01:38:47,480 --> 01:38:49,560
And now, the cake.

1216
01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:06,000
They are yours.
Caesar has participated.

1217
01:39:16,880 --> 01:39:18,120
Come, Ob�lix.

1218
01:39:37,240 --> 01:39:39,960
You. Yes, you, you, you.

1219
01:39:48,040 --> 01:39:49,600
You, you, you, you, you.

1220
01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:52,160
Here.
No.

1221
01:39:52,400 --> 01:39:54,280
Right here.
No.

1222
01:39:55,480 --> 01:39:56,200
Yes!

1223
01:40:16,620 --> 01:40:19,840
Always the hard hitter.
You destroy the cake in one go.

1224
01:40:19,840 --> 01:40:22,300
I always tell it to him.
Hes is a glutton.

1225
01:40:23,100 --> 01:40:24,780
Ob�lix, Ob�lix.

1226
01:40:27,160 --> 01:40:30,340
Ob�lix, Ob�lix.

1227
01:40:33,060 --> 01:40:36,760
I want to sing.
I want to sing.